Exactly 12 years ago today, Satoshi Nakamoto disappeared. In all that time, none of his bitcoins have been used, and except for some dubious possibilities of briefly returning (for example: "I am not Dorian Nakamoto.", he hasn't been heard from since.

Thank you, Satoshi, for disappearing. ? Wherever you are, whoever you are, if you're reading this, I mean the following in the kindest way possible: Please don't come back. ?